LOL… Fox Host Pissed His Mom Watches Meidas

Written by Ben Meiselas

Hey, Jesse Watters. I hope the $100 million Fox pays you is worth it. You got your dream job. You get to spew disinformation and launder lies on Fox News in a primetime spot that once belonged to Tucker Carlson. You get to poison the minds of your audience. Just don’t make the fatal mistake Tucker did by going after Rupert, and you can keep those fat paychecks rolling in. There is no conspiracy too dumb or too dangerous for you to spread, Jesse. You’re the real-life Caesar Flickerman, presiding over the Mar-a-Lago games.

When you started your new position at Fox, your mom, Anne, called you and warned you not to spread lies and conspiracies. She told you to resist the urge to peddle fake news to gullible audiences. But you didn’t listen. Now you’re complaining that your mom didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with you? Seriously?! And now you’re upset that your mom can’t stand your show? She knows you’re a phony, Jesse. She knows that you’re capable of doing good and honest work, but you chose the path she warned against.

Jesse, I also hear that you’re very upset because your mom is a big MeidasTouch Network fan, and like millions of people, she’s choosing our network over Fox—and over your show. Why are you upset? Why should this surprise you? You got the millions of dollars and the Fox primetime show you always wanted. You know exactly what you’re doing. Is it because you know you’re living a lie? Is it because you know you’re playing a character on TV while causing real-world suffering?

It’s okay, Jesse. You do you, and we’ll do what we do. We’re glad your mom, Anne, watches Meidas. We may not have Rupert Murdoch or other billionaire funding, but we don’t want it. We’re building this on our own, Jesse. We win with facts. With the truth. And according to the latest edition of Adweek, more people now watch Meidas than Fox on digital platforms. So Anne isn’t alone.

Whether it’s your mom Anne or others interested in the truth, MeidasTouch is now the antidote to Fox. We’re the anti-Fox, with an even bigger digital footprint. So don’t be jealous, Jesse. Just do you, okay?

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