Written by Ben Meiselas
It’s not a fluke, Sean! Just get used to it. MeidasTouch will keep beating Fox “News” in the ratings. I know your interns printed out this chart for you before your show last night, and that’s why you flipped out, but let me show it to you myself. You see that, Sean? Take a look. That’s Fox losing once again to the MeidasTouch Network in digital views on YouTube. This is from the latest day of ratings on the YouTube charts.
What happened, Sean?!
I know you’ve been telling your boss, Suzanne Scott, that it was just a “temporary anomaly” when Meidas was beating Fox before the election. You promised her that after the election, we would never beat Fox again. You emailed that to her, didn’t you? That’s what I heard.
Sorry, Sean! It didn’t happen.
Sure, you beat us for the first two weeks after the election. I’ll concede that. But we’ve taken the lead, and now MeidasTouch has been beating Fox every single day on the YouTube charts.
The $14.92 billion in revenue Fox makes can buy you mansions and fancy private jets, but it clearly ain’t buying you YouTube viewers. MeidasTouch keeps wiping the floor with Fox, and we’re funded through this Substack—not outside investors.
Hey Sean, look on the bright side. You’re still beating CNN and MSNBC. Doesn’t that make you a little happy? Are you really that upset that you can’t beat an independent media channel where I film my episodes on my 2017 Microsoft Surface laptop?
Sean, I heard your show last night was extra unhinged when you got the news that you lost to us again. Oh, well. Maybe get Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, or the Hulkster on your show? Maybe that will help you?
I don’t know what to tell you, Sean. Maybe you just need to work a little harder and pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Don’t take it too hard, Sean. It could be worse. You could be Jesse Watters, whose mom watches MeidasTouch instead of her son—who she didn’t even want to have Thanksgiving with.
I’m having too much fun on this Substack with the MeidasMighty, it seems. Back to recording videos for me. Bye, Sean.
MeidasMighty for the win! Faux News is garbage. Hope his interns quit to work for you.
You mean more people want truthful, useful information not blatant lies and conspiracy theories? Imagine that!