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Now Tesla will crash. Everything Trump touches fails

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Exactly!! Everything Trump touches turns to mold! 😄

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💩 more aptly describes whatever the orange clown touches

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I used to think I would suffer from brain fog for the rest of my life..."𝐛𝐮𝐭" this changed everything.... https://t.co/1PuwssoVwO

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That's a nicer of putting it than I would've

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Everything Trump touches, turns to shit!

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Have you been watching the reports on Tesla? Elon was tanking them all by himself. However there's probably a bankruptcy coming shortly, that's the Donald touch!!

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Probably but now Musk rats Starlink is in jeopardy as well. Easy free fall now

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Too bad TMobile just partnered with Starlink. They are being pretty quiet about it, but I heard it from Scott Galloway. When I called TMobile to voice my complaint, they didn’t deny it.

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Drop T-Mobile! Se how easy that is!

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Verizon isn’t much better! They are pretty hard right wing. TMobile used to be progressive.

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T-Mobile is working w Starlink was the point

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Yeah, so you get rid of them like I did!

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My company has used Verizon for years. It's easy to drop other carriers. It's easy to drop Target and Amazon too.

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Not so easy to drop/switch carriers in rural areas.

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I have never shopped at Target and I dropped my Amazon subscription to Prime.

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I was looking to combine my husband's and my cell phone companies (he didn't change his when he left his job) for a better price, which T-Mobile had, then I saw that. At the moment, it appears that it might be an optional thing, because what I saw was some patter about it, but then how it would cost $15 extra a month or something like that. Yes, it did make me think about sticking with Verizon but not going to AT&T (for various reasons), but then I saw something that said AT&T and Verizon either can already or will soon be able to access Starling as well. If it's something people pay more for just so they can have what they perceive to be the most fancy-ass connection out there, fine, but I sure hope it won't become what they all default to. I don't want to be part of his attempt to control the world. I suppose we could try Consumer Cellular or Mint Mobile, but I have no idea how good their coverage is.

Somebody needs to get that nasty man's little fingers out of everything American--everything everywhere, as far as I'm concerned. Send him back to running his failing car company and social media cesspool.

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Starlink and it must be tanked.

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Mint Mobile is awesome. So much better than Verizon and wayyyyy cheaper.

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And owned by a Canadian.

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I just looked it up; AI says Mint Mobile is now owned by TMobile, after they bought out their partner Ryan Reynolds. Darn.

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Good coverage? We don't do international travel and not much domestically.

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I've had Consumer Cellular for years & never had an issue - but i am not a big phone user so others might not be so positive - altho I think they actually use AT&T's sysem anyway. I have no idea about Mint, but that might also be a sysatem tied to one of the 'biggies ' like AT&T - after all if they can use existing systems via a paid constract they don't have to build anything new !!!

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Now I'm wondering if I looked at that one and it couldn't be used with all phones. My husband and I have different versions of iPhones, definitely not the newest ones. When I talked to someone at T-Mobile last month, they were offering a new phone for him and one at half price for me. Now it doesn't appear as if they're offering anything nearly that good. Once we're both in better health, we'll be able to go out and look some place in person, but it's maddening to have to play game with all of this. Don't even get me started on ISPs.

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Time to switch to MINT

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Maybe Trump owns that one! Lol

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I rely on cell service for my internet, so I need a company with decent build out.

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Mint is amazingly good. Better coverage in MA and NH than Verizon had.

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Have you used them? Is their coverage any good?

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I have Boost. They use Verizon towers. No problems

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We need another SpaceX launch to fail, and someone from within SpaceX to leak some damning info about that part of Musk's evil empire.

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Canada tore up their contract (2 nd largest) now France is cancelling. Keep it all coming now Mexico should be next.

Between his cars, cyber trucks & space x all blowing up (our tax $ wasted) think of all the $$ saved with his waste & damage. Germany boycotting & Sweden stepping in with their vehicles. Mush is hated around the world. Canada wants his citizenship revoked. Needs to be charged here & all contracts cancelled.

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The MuskRats have committed felonies. They are not the only IT smart farts. We have plenty that can block what they are doing....any concerned souls?

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Good.

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Exactly, what Muskrat don't know is he will be coming for him when he does everything he wants him to do first!

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We can only hope it comes quickly

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Even better - Comrade Trump has no loyalty to anyone, so Musk could very well end up in legal hot water as well if he isn't careful. Bring that on!

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What are the consequences of cutting jobs in the federal government, without any thought or careful consideration?

What are the consequences for the value of the dollar when you use the US Treasury to play crypto (tulip bulb) games?

What are the consequences of taking the side of the gangsters in Russia and North Korea while insulting our friends?

This is what you get when you let Dummy Dipwad Donnie run the government. The MAGA Head and the Doggie Head have a plan. And it's for their gain. Not ours.

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one can only hope. Also, what happened to Elon? Wasn't he a star for the progressives at some point? E cars and all? Now he speaks how beautiful Canada would look like when annexed by the US? I forgot how strange the Trump years have been. And I don't know if I can do 4 more of them.

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It's not going to be 4 years. This country will have been destroyed long before that as well as be a dictatorship

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It will serve Musk right for getting involved with him. This is what happens when people don't listen they get something they don't want. Now we all have to suffer because of The Maga Voters and their vote.

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Yes it is for the one who buys things already built

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Fitting, isn't it?

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I sure hope so!!!

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Hope so, Annie!

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waiting on that to happen!

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Tesla only crash on autopilot. Into stationary objects.

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I certainly hope so, but I wish the stockholders would take out a class action lawsuit for six bullion dollars and win all for damages and neglect of duty.

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Isn't it already?

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Of course!!! 😂😂😂

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Oh, PLEASE!

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Multiple conflicts of interest!

Article 25 needs to be exercised.

Get rid of the orange turd and his shadow Musk!

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The muskrat and his minions are committing countless crimes. We are catching them in traps. They will go to jail with the orange felon! https://democracydefender2025.substack.com/p/no-one-elected-elon

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I prefer waking up and reading he died overnight!

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You mean the 25th Amendment? And if so, does that require the Cabinet to be in on it, or can just Congress do it?

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And all the rest of the ass kissers

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Trump does NOT even have a driver’s license in New York or Florida. With his dyslexia he can’t pass a driver’s test in any state. Trump can’t even read a teleprompter. That’s WHY You only see him in chauffeured vehicles. Seriously check DMV in all 50 states. Trump has NO driver’s license.

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I always figured Mr. Macho Man doesn’t know how to drive. Trump is the biggest scam ever. It was funny to watch him quickly backpedal from commenting on the Tesla dashboard; he doesn’t have a clue.

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Snake oil salesmen

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It's those tiny, tiny hands of the Orange Maggot.

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And to think some MAGAs view Trump as masculine. It defies logic. And makes me worry about the brain power of these people. How do they survive?

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So stubby

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EXACTLY. Dude doesn’t even know how to drive. 🙄

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And yet he still has the nerve to promote a Tesla to the country and act like nothing happened...? How arrogant of him and unfortunately..

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I really don't think trump can read so dyslexia is his invention.

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It’s against a law from 1978 for a president to endorse or publicly endorse anything like this from the White House it’s so ridiculous we must continue to get louder about demanding his resignation and musk’s arrest

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Which is exactly why Trump fired all the Inspectors General.

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Isn't this illegal?

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Yep. Violation of the Hatch Act. But who follows the law? He disregarded it in his first run all the time. Oh, by the way, happy five year anniversary of his first pandemic.

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That's what I thought. He's gone from pinto beans to tesla.

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😆 Hah! I’d forgotten that one! Thanks.

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More than likely. There have been many illegal stunts from these two but you know how that goes. Delay, delay, delay!!

Maybe we should be doing the delaying especially on his "emergency orders."

Only emergency I see is to get these two out of our country. Russian fascists!!

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Yes, but that didn't stop him during his first term, either. This is just bigger and brassier than before, and there's not a single LEO or member of the Dept. of "Justice" with the cojones to step up and stop him.

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Yes

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You lying piece of shit. President Biden left you one of the best economy. You left him with a disastrous economy. And here we go again.

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Rinse and repeat. Happens every time: Republicans ruin the economy and Democrats fix their mess. And too many Americans are clueless thanks to propaganda networks we allow.

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And it might happen to Canada as well. We have our own little Trump wanting to become PM. If he wins, things will get as bad as they can, as fast as they can.

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From what I’m reading, Trump being such a bully has saved Canada from our fate; the expectations have inverted and now your little Trump is out of favor. Do you have propaganda networks on air, like Fox News? Best to you!

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I think him saying he has smart friends who are investing because of what he's doing is very telling. All to his plan.

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All the more reason to not buy teslas

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These Leavitt “press conferences” are a joke. She sounds like a little fan girl while spewing propaganda. Why does the press attend these things? They should be embarrassed to participate in these farces. Their time would be put to better use to inform people of what’s really happening. Not have the White House insult our intelligence

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absolutely. Ben should offer an alternative presser.

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Bullshit Barbie....

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Let me get this straight: he buys a Tesla from a billionaire whilst brutally slashing jobs, tanking the economy/stock market, then goes on media to show his wealth to the American people. Musk and DJT's disconnect from the people is astonishing. They are morally repugnant

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Oh, you forgot they also want to take medical care away from poor children, many who are currently going through life saving treatments.

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They are malicious, horrid individuals. I hate the look and sound of all of them.

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And with a straight face they comment that people responding negative to Teslas are hurting the Tesla workers. Hmmm Tesla workers have been complaining about their treatment at the factories already, but not a word about all the government employees getting a "your fired" notice with no warning or explanation. Looking forward to joining our local protest tonight!

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The injustice and complete lack of empathy is beyond disgusting.

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And you also forgot they want to annex Canada. They stand there and say this in front of the media and no one is freaking out. Breath taking.

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Oh let me tell you: he just poked the bear on that one. Canadians are furious, really furious. We don't want his half ass leadership & immoral, unethical disregard for people here. A leader not in command of the facts; not about the details. He and his little minions telling us to calm down or tone down the rhetoric.... We will do what we must to protect 🇨🇦

#elbowsup #truenorthstrongfree #standthegaff #overtheboards #kickthedarkness

#bleeddaylight

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Do you see the same misinformation and election interference on social media we see here?

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It's not as pervasive here but our country is being very cautious about election interference, calling for security clearances for party leaders to keep an eye on any foreign influence and/or interference. We have an election that should drop any day now. Our PM resigned from his position as our leader and of the liberal party. A new leader for the liberal party was just elected so has taken over as Prime Mister. X is a problem everywhere because the algorithms are set to target young straight white males and project certain narratives. We have our right wing extremists but it is not like it is stateside. It seems like the media is a bit different here as well. Musk is facing a ton of push back here in Canada. If anything, DJT has unified us more against the right wing extremists. We're galvanized, the liberals are up in the polls. Canada is an incredible multicultural mosaic of peoples, and we are quietly proud. :) However, we've been poked and we don't like it. :)

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Got a spare room I can rent?

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Don’t forget “shut up about eggs!!” I am not following on social… can someone tell me if there has been any blowback from Resistance on his failure “to lower the price of eggs” on day one…. And then scolds his minions to shut up. Oh! And divert to his crypto grift and/or a MuskMobile

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Tell him it’s also a submarine.

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Good one!! Unfortunately since he doesn’t know how to drive we can’t trick him right into the Potomac.

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Roll him and his toy car into the Potomac

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That would be toxic pollution. Both sources; the man and the machine.

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But there are self driving vehicles 🚗

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Can they be programmed to self annihilate an orange passenger?

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I’m sure anything for a price.

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I’m sure we could succeed with a Go Fund Me. Probably within minutes.

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Ha ha ha

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Mossad could do it but there’s his friend Netanyahu

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Don’t buy eggs, morons!!! Go buy a Tesla and don’t forget you need the charging station out there in the boonies

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Much better than that POS rust wagon pick up truck, MAGAts

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So true!!

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The kiss of death!

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So the people struggling to keep their farms and pay for eggs are going to buy tesla’s ? The point of boycotting tesla is because people hate what elon’s doing. I really think trump is deranged, because he too is not as popular as he thinks. Id rather walk or take a bus than buy the piece of trash, and promoted by a bigger piece of trash.

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Michelle: of course you see clearly. I just wondered how many of Vance’s people (not the Yale billies or Silicon Valley elitists) will be trading their beaters and flat beds and pick ups for a Tesla Model 3?? Hilarious!!! And then they need chargers installed in “fuck your daughter” holler. It is hilarious

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Now I'm picturing Trump in a plaid polyester suit with oversized lapels doing commercials for "Daffy Donald's Used Cars".

"Making Lemons Great Again"

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How tf is he allowed to do this?! This is so illegal.

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Isn’t this a Hatch Act violation?

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Definitely. But he fired everyone who might have enforced that. The slime ball.

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I am not encouraged to buy anything from Trump or Musk. Cheap crap.

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You forgot UGLY!!

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Don’t his worshipers drive pick up trucks?

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Not the oligarch ones.

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How many residents of Vance Holler in Kentucky or West Virginia drive Teslas ?

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